Kudos to MSNBC for shedding light on the new American phenomenon that is the ho-fessional. I do believe this is the next great feminist movement in our society. A movement characterized by women not afraid to use her greatest asset, her fire crotch! A generation not afraid to endure STDs, rug burn on their knees [...]

I want to briefly step up on the jackass soapbox and comment on the current controversy surrounding Barack Obabma’s association with the Reverend Jeremiah Wright. Prior to the mass media attention given to the scandal, I had never really heard of the Reverend. So I figured I’d hit the net, do a little research and [...]

It’s pretty well accepted that LEDs are the future of light bulbs.  We find them in all sorts of appliances now and as the technology advances we will eventually see them in our light fixtures at home, our TVs and maybe a few other places too.  They’re ultra efficient producing almost no heat, super durable [...]

A recent survey on WSBTV.com asks: “Should children under 2 years old be allowed to watch TV?”  This tops the list as being one of the dumbest surveys of all time.  Not because of the question (though it is inexcusably lame) as much as the fact that 15% or the responders said that kids under 2 [...]

What is wrong with Great Britain? I just read that they’re toying with the idea of coating telephone poles in padding so that people walking around looking at their mobile devises don’t get hurt when they run into them! They’re definitely taking the catch phrase “Nanny State” to an entirely new level. Every day the [...]

Here in the South East US, Oregon has a bad rap. They’ve legalized marijuana and euthanasia, they support higher payroll taxes and in general I get the impression most native southerners see them as being sissified, Godless, tree hugger socialists. Personally, I like their progressive moves on legalizing marijuana and euthanasia even if federal law [...]

I just read a great story about a woman who has decided to reclaim her virginity.  She’s a born again virgin!  Turns out, through the power of prayer and an optional surgery to reinstate your “flower” any woman can now undo all those wonderful years of promiscuity!  I can’t wait to go home and demand [...]