To the woman at work who constantly gabs on and on about how much she loves rock climbing, we do not give a FUCK! I understand that rock climbing gives you an indescribable, unparalleled rush. I understand that rock climbers everywhere feel obliged to plaster the back of their Subaru station wagons in rock climbing [...]
A friend of mine sent me an article about Mike Huckabee criticizing Natalie Portman for having a child out of wedlock while also being in the public limelight. At first thought, it didn’t really bother me or strike me as surprising. Mike is a Baptist preacher and a TV/Radio host. Criticizing people for not being [...]
Another year is nearing its end and all around me people are lively and excited with their hopes and aspirations for the New Year to come. Resolutions are bountiful as usual. I hear one over weight friend vow to lose weight, another vow to quit smoking and a few fellow coworkers vow to get more [...]
Today is Halloween. Kids are dressed up everywhere, a feeling of mischievousness is in the air and candy is abundant. My little cousins, nieces and nephews are dressed up like princesses and ghouls, and a few are even Varsity workers! Others have their faces painted or are wearing funny wigs and masks, and at this [...]
I am proud to say that when I knocked my wife up, we knew no one else directly who was pregnant. We made the conscious and responsible decision on our own to have a child. We got our expenses in a row; made sure our jobs and health insurance were fairly secure and I quit [...]
Fo shizzle my nizzle. Wow, it’s like a new urban version of supercalifragilisticexpialidocious. Fun words made up by the beloved American pop-culture icon, Snoop Dogg. Everybody loves saying fo shizzle my nizzle. Kids, adults, the elderly and the rich and poor alike all enjoy saying these now very famous words. Try saying it, it’s quite [...]
I want to briefly step up on the jackass soapbox and comment on the current controversy surrounding Barack Obabma’s association with the Reverend Jeremiah Wright. Prior to the mass media attention given to the scandal, I had never really heard of the Reverend. So I figured I’d hit the net, do a little research and [...]
The Supreme Court will take up the case, The District of Columbia v. Heller very soon that will possibly change the legal meaning of the Second Amendment. For the very few of you who don’t know, this case was pushed up to the Supreme Court to settle the matter of whether or not the District [...]
I was flipping through entertainment weekly recently and saw an article featuring an upcoming comedy co-starring Robert Downey Jr. as a black man. My first thought was, this is a freaking awesome idea. Seriously, could he look any blacker if he wanted? It really took me a few moments before figuring out it was him. [...]
What’s important to you? Does your opinion on an issue matter? What should matter to everyone? If your opinion on a particular issue doesn’t really matter, why do you care? I sincerely believe that one ought to reflect and make a great effort to answer all of these questions before they make the crucial mistake [...]