Few jobs suck harder than that of a server’s. Sure, you could be toiling away endlessly in a sweat shop or factory for pennies a day or maybe you were born into the underground sex slave industry which pays nothing and add to that, you contracted genital warts from a fat slob who didn’t dig wearing a [...]
No other moment in cinematic history does a better job of conveying the intense and utter disgust so many office workers feel on a regular basis as that one golden scene from Office Space. Anybody who is familiar with the movie instantly knows the scene where Peter, Samir and Michael Bolton kick the hell out [...]
On my way home from work Friday evening, I stopped at the local store to pick up some cokes and cashews to stock up for the Easter weekend and next week. This store is in the least populated part of the small town that I live near. After picking up my items and quickly getting [...]
I want to briefly step up on the jackass soapbox and comment on the current controversy surrounding Barack Obabma’s association with the Reverend Jeremiah Wright. Prior to the mass media attention given to the scandal, I had never really heard of the Reverend. So I figured I’d hit the net, do a little research and [...]
The Supreme Court will take up the case, The District of Columbia v. Heller very soon that will possibly change the legal meaning of the Second Amendment. For the very few of you who don’t know, this case was pushed up to the Supreme Court to settle the matter of whether or not the District [...]
Last Friday night had the potential to be an awesome evening! Jim Florentine, a comic genius was coming to The Funny Farm, a local comedy club. I invited a close buddy and his wife to come along and my wife asked a friend of hers and her boyfriend to come as well. All day I [...]
Let’s start by saying that nobody will ever be impressed by Peavey’s backyard. It’s about 5 feet from his back door to his property line, then there’s a fence with dogs that used to belong to Michael Vick just waiting for the chance to rip you limb from limb. Seriously, if you aim right, you [...]
Today I’m sitting in my office taking a magazine break, flipping through one of those gay filler magazines they package in with the cool magazine you actually pay to read and I come to this article with a picture of this almost too perfect looking douche bag with a big grin on his face. Maybe [...]
I was flipping through entertainment weekly recently and saw an article featuring an upcoming comedy co-starring Robert Downey Jr. as a black man. My first thought was, this is a freaking awesome idea. Seriously, could he look any blacker if he wanted? It really took me a few moments before figuring out it was him. [...]
What’s important to you? Does your opinion on an issue matter? What should matter to everyone? If your opinion on a particular issue doesn’t really matter, why do you care? I sincerely believe that one ought to reflect and make a great effort to answer all of these questions before they make the crucial mistake [...]