It was a sunny, mid-summer’s day. The birds were singing and bees a buzzing! There was harmony in the office that day. My co-worker, Larry and I were going about our normal business, toiling here and there and making clever, insulting remarks towards each other as always when some time shortly after the lunch hour [...]
One of my simplest joys in life is humiliating my wife in front of her friends and co-workers. When I say humiliate, I don’t really refer to me directly humiliating her rather I humiliate myself which in turn passes the humiliation on to her. Recently I got a great chance to do just that. A [...]
This morning at work I was walking down the hall, looking forward to taking my daily morning poop when I notice the door to the women’s restroom was propped open. Out of curiosity I glanced inside to discover the PARADISE women enjoy while relieving themselves in the restroom at my place of work. The women’s [...]
Last week I got new neighbors. Their arrival nearly blindsided me. I literally came home from work one day and they were just there, practically fully moved in. Having neighbors is a part of life. If you aren’t lucky or wealthy enough to live on a large piece of property shielded from the surrounding populace, [...]
Last night I went to the Braves vs Padres games. It was good times hanging out with some friends, taking it easy and enjoying our national past time. I had offered Larry a ticket (FOR FREE) but he wimped out despite the fact that he works only a few blocks from Turner Field. The weather [...]
My boss is a staunch Republican. But even more so, he’s a staunch Hillary Clinton hater! About 6 months ago I signed him up to receive Hillary Clinton text messages on his company cell phone. For the past 6 months, at least once a day I hear the boss pronounce, “If Hillary Clinton sends me [...]
This morning while I was sitting at a red light on my way to work I noticed a fat little chub of a kid sitting in the backseat of the car beside me. In his hands was what appeared to be a gigantic bacon, egg and cheese biscuit. The little porker was tearing into it [...]
Fo shizzle my nizzle. Wow, it’s like a new urban version of supercalifragilisticexpialidocious. Fun words made up by the beloved American pop-culture icon, Snoop Dogg. Everybody loves saying fo shizzle my nizzle. Kids, adults, the elderly and the rich and poor alike all enjoy saying these now very famous words. Try saying it, it’s quite [...]
What the hell is this?! Did a wooly mammoth just take a piss in our men’s room, did a Sasquatch just relieve himself in the office urinal or did some dude just have chemo therapy performed on his slong? Cause only someone/something excessively hairy or a man suffering from excessive hair loss down there could [...]
There are few things in life that make me feel as pathetic as I do after being tricked and lured in for an evening of snuggling followed by no sex by my wife. Here’s how it always goes down. Your lady says she wants to you come to bed early or she snuggles up to [...]