My boss is a staunch Republican. But even more so, he’s a staunch Hillary Clinton hater! About 6 months ago I signed him up to receive Hillary Clinton text messages on his company cell phone. For the past 6 months, at least once a day I hear the boss pronounce, “If Hillary Clinton sends me [...]

This morning while I was sitting at a red light on my way to work I noticed a fat little chub of a kid sitting in the backseat of the car beside me. In his hands was what appeared to be a gigantic bacon, egg and cheese biscuit. The little porker was tearing into it [...]

Fo shizzle my nizzle. Wow, it’s like a new urban version of supercalifragilisticexpialidocious. Fun words made up by the beloved American pop-culture icon, Snoop Dogg. Everybody loves saying fo shizzle my nizzle. Kids, adults, the elderly and the rich and poor alike all enjoy saying these now very famous words. Try saying it, it’s quite [...]

What the hell is this?! Did a wooly mammoth just take a piss in our men’s room, did a Sasquatch just relieve himself in the office urinal or did some dude just have chemo therapy performed on his slong? Cause only someone/something excessively hairy or a man suffering from excessive hair loss down there could [...]

There are few things in life that make me feel as pathetic as I do after being tricked and lured in for an evening of snuggling followed by no sex by my wife. Here’s how it always goes down. Your lady says she wants to you come to bed early or she snuggles up to [...]

Few jobs suck harder than that of a server’s. Sure, you could be toiling away endlessly in a sweat shop or factory for pennies a day or maybe you were born into the underground sex slave industry which pays nothing and add to that, you contracted genital warts from a fat slob who didn’t dig wearing a [...]

No other moment in cinematic history does a better job of conveying the intense and utter disgust so many office workers feel on a regular basis as that one golden scene from Office Space. Anybody who is familiar with the movie instantly knows the scene where Peter, Samir and Michael Bolton kick the hell out [...]

On my way home from work Friday evening, I stopped at the local store to pick up some cokes and cashews to stock up for the Easter weekend and next week.  This store is in the least populated part of the small town that I live near.  After picking up my items and quickly getting [...]

I want to briefly step up on the jackass soapbox and comment on the current controversy surrounding Barack Obabma’s association with the Reverend Jeremiah Wright. Prior to the mass media attention given to the scandal, I had never really heard of the Reverend. So I figured I’d hit the net, do a little research and [...]

The Supreme Court will take up the case, The District of Columbia v. Heller very soon that will possibly change the legal meaning of the Second Amendment. For the very few of you who don’t know, this case was pushed up to the Supreme Court to settle the matter of whether or not the District [...]