It was a cool, crisp fall morning. Dew covered the grasses and trees, the air was moist and the day shaping up to be promising indeed. Larry awoke that morning with a bounce in his step. He had recently taken a new promising position with a prominent energy company downtown and was eager to show [...]

Today a very sweet and upbeat co-worker of mine came into my office just to say, “Peavey, you’re so good.” My face was buried in my lunch and I barely looked up to acknowledge her. The left over Mac & Cheese tasted too delicious to look away from! “Why do you say that, because I [...]

The title says it all. I am a man who is never quick to be nauseous, but right now I want to puke. I have just finished watching a video of me having sex… and I want to die. A few months ago I bought my wife a remarkable little video camera, the Flip. By [...]

I am proud to say that when I knocked my wife up, we knew no one else directly who was pregnant. We made the conscious and responsible decision on our own to have a child. We got our expenses in a row; made sure our jobs and health insurance were fairly secure and I quit [...]

It was a sunny, mid-summer’s day. The birds were singing and bees a buzzing! There was harmony in the office that day. My co-worker, Larry and I were going about our normal business, toiling here and there and making clever, insulting remarks towards each other as always when some time shortly after the lunch hour [...]

One of my simplest joys in life is humiliating my wife in front of her friends and co-workers. When I say humiliate, I don’t really refer to me directly humiliating her rather I humiliate myself which in turn passes the humiliation on to her. Recently I got a great chance to do just that. A [...]

This morning at work I was walking down the hall, looking forward to taking my daily morning poop when I notice the door to the women’s restroom was propped open. Out of curiosity I glanced inside to discover the PARADISE women enjoy while relieving themselves in the restroom at my place of work. The women’s [...]

Last week I got new neighbors. Their arrival nearly blindsided me. I literally came home from work one day and they were just there, practically fully moved in. Having neighbors is a part of life. If you aren’t lucky or wealthy enough to live on a large piece of property shielded from the surrounding populace, [...]

Last night I went to the Braves vs Padres games. It was good times hanging out with some friends, taking it easy and enjoying our national past time. I had offered Larry a ticket (FOR FREE) but he wimped out despite the fact that he works only a few blocks from Turner Field. The weather [...]

My boss is a staunch Republican. But even more so, he’s a staunch Hillary Clinton hater! About 6 months ago I signed him up to receive Hillary Clinton text messages on his company cell phone. For the past 6 months, at least once a day I hear the boss pronounce, “If Hillary Clinton sends me [...]