Another year is nearing its end and all around me people are lively and excited with their hopes and aspirations for the New Year to come. Resolutions are bountiful as usual. I hear one over weight friend vow to lose weight, another vow to quit smoking and a few fellow coworkers vow to get more [...]
Do a Google image search on midgets and you’ll find tons of disturbing, mini, fun sized filth. Click the link and check it out for yourself! A while back I received a forwarded email about the great bar sport of Midget Tossing. The game captivated me. I found myself wishing I could become a midget [...]
The women in my family are at best neurotic. In fact, the entire existence of this web site is a direct product of the incomprehensible amounts of stress and damage afflicted on to me by my mother, sister and indirectly, the other women in my family, as a child. The cuts so deep that in [...]
Today is Halloween. Kids are dressed up everywhere, a feeling of mischievousness is in the air and candy is abundant. My little cousins, nieces and nephews are dressed up like princesses and ghouls, and a few are even Varsity workers! Others have their faces painted or are wearing funny wigs and masks, and at this [...]
I love to hate people who think they are allergic to everything. These sad little peons fear all types of microorganisms. They use their hypochondria to attain special treatment and sympathy and more times than not, we all suck it up like a thirsty dog lapping up antifreeze on a hot summer day. These people [...]
Last week my wife and I took a tour of the hospital she is birthing our child at. It was an insanely painful ordeal. We were caught in a group of 5 families, all of different walks of life and all including a very pregnant woman, each unknowingly torturing me in her own way. I [...]
It was a cool, crisp fall morning. Dew covered the grasses and trees, the air was moist and the day shaping up to be promising indeed. Larry awoke that morning with a bounce in his step. He had recently taken a new promising position with a prominent energy company downtown and was eager to show [...]
Today a very sweet and upbeat co-worker of mine came into my office just to say, “Peavey, you’re so good.” My face was buried in my lunch and I barely looked up to acknowledge her. The left over Mac & Cheese tasted too delicious to look away from! “Why do you say that, because I [...]
The title says it all. I am a man who is never quick to be nauseous, but right now I want to puke. I have just finished watching a video of me having sex… and I want to die. A few months ago I bought my wife a remarkable little video camera, the Flip. By [...]
I am proud to say that when I knocked my wife up, we knew no one else directly who was pregnant. We made the conscious and responsible decision on our own to have a child. We got our expenses in a row; made sure our jobs and health insurance were fairly secure and I quit [...]