Herds of shoppers line up hours ahead of time for once in a lifetime sales that will change their lives forever!  Sweet grandma becomes and evil cunt, aunt Suzie becomes a horrid bitch, and the poor shopping attendants and clerks become indentured servants.  All for love. What a place, America.  We spend Thanksgiving overeating and [...]

My very pregnant wife called me a moment ago to tell me about yet another abysmal Wal-Mart experience. Some might wonder why we would ever go back to Wal-Mart after so many bad experiences. Well, more times than not that’s all there is within close range. This was one of those times. Today my tubby, [...]

On a recent trip to my local Target retail store I encountered what I believe to be one of the dumbest non-retarded people I have ever seen. I am not even sure how this guy, my cashier, was able to count money back to customers he was such an moron. He reminded me of a [...]

For my mother in law’s upcoming birthday she asked for a trashcan. It may sound lame, but she didn’t ask for just any trashcan, she asked for one of those immaculate stainless steel models with the kick pedal. The kind of trashcan you desire to polish up like a nice piece of silverware and put [...]

Last night I went to the Braves vs Padres games. It was good times hanging out with some friends, taking it easy and enjoying our national past time. I had offered Larry a ticket (FOR FREE) but he wimped out despite the fact that he works only a few blocks from Turner Field. The weather [...]

Last week I came across a $1 off coupon on a South Beach diet meal.  Being the penny pincher I am, I used the coupon and figured I’d have a cheap, almost decent lunch for a measly couple bucks.  I was actually a little excited to eat this.  After all, on the box it looks [...]

I rencently purchased a brand new home in a newly developed subdivision late last year.  Being a tech junkie, high speed internet and cable is a must, in fact I’d say its a must for most anyone in this day and age.  So naturally, one of my top priorities was to get the internet and TV [...]