Herds of shoppers line up hours ahead of time for once in a lifetime sales that will change their lives forever! Sweet grandma becomes and evil cunt, aunt Suzie becomes a horrid bitch, and the poor shopping attendants and clerks become indentured servants. All for love.
What a place, America. We spend Thanksgiving overeating and stuffing ourselves to the point we can literally hold no more. Then we spend the next month filling our shopping carts with more shit than our houses can handle. Then we complain about 10% unemployment rates and the poor economy.
We spent 595 million dollars this black Friday, that’s more than the total GDP for the bottom 20 countries in the world. Next time you want to complain about the price of milk, count yourself fortunate that you aren’t being ass raped by your government in some dark corner of Liberia. So finish your Fruit Loops and stop bitching about being underpaid and under appreciated.
Get off your ass, go to school, and read a book – most of the world would kill for the opportunity.
