Herds of shoppers line up hours ahead of time for once in a lifetime sales that will change their lives forever!  Sweet grandma becomes and evil cunt, aunt Suzie becomes a horrid bitch, and the poor shopping attendants and clerks become indentured servants.  All for love.
What a place, America.  We spend Thanksgiving overeating and stuffing [...]

As constant as the Northern Star for the early explorers of Earth, every group of decent looking females has that token obese friend.  My curiosity does not peak at “does this phenomena exist” because of course it does, but rather “why?”.  Why must every group of hotties feel the need for an overweight friend?  This [...]

In my continued struggle to fight the surge of pop culture desire for vampires I decided to get a better handle on how popular this phenomenon really is.  I was astonished.  A quick Google Analytics search demonstrated that there are nearly 53,100,000 topics and discussions regarding “New Moon“,  the newest addition to the Twilight saga.  [...]

They are taking over like aids in Africa and there is nothing we can do about it.  These pale and boyish bastard excuse for males are causing young women everywhere to cream themselves – like you wish you  could do.  Your four year old daughter likes them, your fourty year old wife loves them, even [...]