Only sod gets the nod!
Every time a new homeowner association comes into power, Satan ejaculates onto his chest. Genocide is taking place in Africa, countless are dying at the hands of religious fanatics around the world and the banks and politicians are raping us all from behind but despite all this delightful evil, homeowner associations are the icing on Mr. Lucifer’s cake.
Why? Because the sanctions and power these whiny ass bitches have over the hard working man is the purest form of injustice in the world. In all other cases of injustice it’s nearly always the big guy picking on the little guy, the powerful or radical dominating the passive. In cases of homeowner associations, logic is turned upside down. The peon with no life now has dominion over you. They have more power than the Supreme Court. They own you.
Is there anything pettier than the sanctions and rules these organizations are able to enforce? It’s a case where the spoiled, brat child whose parents always lets them have their way is suddenly allowed by law to bully you and steal your Kool-aid and lemon cookies, and when you go to retaliate the teacher puts you in time out then gives you silent lunch.
Indeed, every time someone signs a covenant agreement I believe whole heartedly that Satan busts a big nut on his bare, fire truck red chest! And that goo sticks a long time. He knows he is now off the hook for making your life hell. His right hand man, Mr. Homeowner President will do his dirty work from now on!
An older gentleman living in Bayonet Point, Florida was recently taken to jail without bail for contempt of court. His contempt arose from not attending a trial in which the local homeowner association was coming down on him for not laying fresh sod in his lawn. He had fallen on hard times, could barely afford to pay for his home and knew he couldn’t afford to lay new sod in his brown yard so he skipped court. Not a wise decision but a sign of hopelessness. The association broke him down like the mob breaks your knees for not paying up. They hauled him away to jail without sentencing or bail.
The local jail, whose prisoner population is 350 people over capacity welcomed the man, a true dredge on society with open arms for an indefinite stay. That’s what you get when you don’t lay new sod on your lawn in Bayonet Point, bitch! Now rot with all the other homeowner association violators and minor drug offenders. I’d be willing to bet that the whopping 3.16% of the population in this town that isn’t white is all in jail with him!
Even sadder though is the fact that this mans grass is GREEN! The article confirms that the picture above was taken the day the man was sent to jail. They were indeed going after him over this lawn. Where I’m from you’re satisfied if no one throws any empty beer bottles in your lawn or takes out your mail box with a baseball bat.
Injustices like these exist everywhere. Homeowner associations are full of Nazis. Their only objective in life is making sure they keep up with their pathetic, shallow facade and dominating the personal business of others. Who cares if you are working day and night to make ends meet, that shrubbery better not get too tall. Who cares if there is a fuel shortage, that grass better be cut. And if the entire state is plagued with drought and outdoor watering is forbidden you still better find a way to make that grass green and lush. If not, the little bitches from the association will fine you and place liens on your home.
The lawn rules are just the tip of the iceberg. If that’s all you’re dealing with you’re lucky. Other rules I’ve seen range from rules forbidding children to play outside to not being allowed to wash your car outside your home and worse.
In the world of homeowner associations its the whiny, bitch ass brats who get their way. It’s a world that rewards tattletales. It’s a source of power for those too weak and pathetic to grab it any other way. These people want to control you, they want to boss you and push you around. If you were a kid again and you saw one of these punks on the play ground you’d probably punch them in the nose and tell them to kiss your ass.
If the poor old man from Bayonet Point were my grandfather or father, I’d hire an African American, homosexual thug to ass rape the person or person’s who made the complaint and took the issue all the way to court. Black and gay because that’s what these sort of people fear worse, blacks and gays in their neighborhoods!
Rot in hell assholes.
Check out the article about the poor old man from Bayonet Point
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Man, there must have been some other motive to get rid of this guy from the community. Maybe they just hated this dude? Or they are just a bunch of assholes!