Archive for September, 2008

Deer Killer: A Tribute to my friend Larry.

Monday, September 29th, 2008

It was a cool, crisp fall morning. Dew covered the grasses and trees, the air was moist and the day shaping up to be promising indeed. Larry awoke that morning with a bounce in his step. He had recently taken a new promising position with a prominent energy company downtown and was [...]

Am I Tender Hearted?

Friday, September 26th, 2008

Today a very sweet and upbeat co-worker of mine came into my office just to say, “Peavey, you’re so good.” My face was buried in my lunch and I barely looked up to acknowledge her. The left over Mac & Cheese tasted too delicious to look away from!
“Why do you say that, because [...]

The Hand Soap of Death

Sunday, September 14th, 2008

On a recent trip to my local Target retail store I encountered what I believe to be one of the dumbest non-retarded people I have ever seen. I am not even sure how this guy, my cashier, was able to count money back to customers he was such an moron. He reminded me [...]

Pasty, Chubby, Hairy and a Fat Man’s Belly

Friday, September 5th, 2008

The title says it all. I am a man who is never quick to be nauseous, but right now I want to puke. I have just finished watching a video of me having sex… and I want to die.
A few months ago I bought my wife a remarkable little video camera, the Flip. [...]