I am proud to say that when I knocked my wife up, we knew no one else directly who was pregnant. We made the conscious and responsible decision on our own to have a child. We got our expenses in a row; made sure our jobs and health insurance were fairly secure and I quit [...]
The jingle for the new Mercenaries 2 game is officially the coolest commercial jingle of all time. While I gain nothing from promoting this product and honestly could care less about even playing the game, I still have to give it props! Actually, the more I hear the jingle the more I want to try [...]
For my mother in law’s upcoming birthday she asked for a trashcan. It may sound lame, but she didn’t ask for just any trashcan, she asked for one of those immaculate stainless steel models with the kick pedal. The kind of trashcan you desire to polish up like a nice piece of silverware and put [...]
It was a sunny, mid-summer’s day. The birds were singing and bees a buzzing! There was harmony in the office that day. My co-worker, Larry and I were going about our normal business, toiling here and there and making clever, insulting remarks towards each other as always when some time shortly after the lunch hour [...]
One of my simplest joys in life is humiliating my wife in front of her friends and co-workers. When I say humiliate, I don’t really refer to me directly humiliating her rather I humiliate myself which in turn passes the humiliation on to her. Recently I got a great chance to do just that. A [...]