The Clinton Text Message Crusade!
My boss is a staunch Republican. But even more so, he’s a staunch Hillary Clinton hater! About 6 months ago I signed him up to receive Hillary Clinton text messages on his company cell phone.
For the past 6 months, at least once a day I hear the boss pronounce, “If Hillary Clinton sends me one more text message…” then he adds an exclamation of anger!
Today this prank just got a bit funnier. In addition to signing my boss up, I also signed up my father in law, mother in law, mom, sister in law and a ton of other people for the text messages. Sadly, none of these people ever mentioned being annoyed by these messages. Obviously they used the option to opt out of receiving the messages right after getting the first of them.
So for the past 6 months, my boss has been complaining every day about the text messages. I’ve always wondered, “Why doesn’t he just opt out?” But I never asked because it’s so entertaining to hear him complain. I honest to God figured the idea just never occurred to him. Then today he broke the news with his complaint I heard from his office 2 doors down from mine!
“Damn it! If Hillary Clinton doesn’t stop sending me text messages! I can only receive text messages on this damn phone, I can’t send them, so I’m just stuck getting this trash 2 and 3 times a day, every DAY!”
This is officially one of the best pranks I played in a long time. What a nice surprise I never anticipated. Being able to receive but not send text messages! Totally awesome!
Sign up your friends for Clinton text messages here!