Archive for April, 2008

Thanks for the Snot Nachos MOM!

Thursday, April 3rd, 2008

Few jobs suck harder than that of a server’s. Sure, you could be toiling away endlessly in a sweat shop or factory for pennies a day or maybe you were born into the underground sex slave industry which pays nothing and add to that, you contracted genital warts from a fat slob who didn’t dig wearing a [...]

Do Not Piss Off the Third Graders

Wednesday, April 2nd, 2008

The secret war between the teachers and youth of America is heating up! This time a group of nine third graders plotted an attack against their teacher. The official report didn’t specifically state this, but I’m assuming these kids were mentally retarded or disabled someway or other. The teacher was after all a veteran special [...]