The Adventures of Shat: An Introduction
This is Shat, a lifelong friend of mine. We grew up together. Over the years Shat and I have had countless adventures, some good and some bad. We’ve been the best of friends and worst of friends; we’ve stabbed each other in the back but also shared some of life’s most precious moments together.
Shat is an interesting guy. His life is definitely the most entertaining I’ve ever had the chance to witness. Forgetting the fact that my existence intertwines so much with his, if I were simply listening to stories about this guy’s life I’d be amazed. Shat and my life intertwine so much that I can hardly see an old acquaintance or friend without being asked, “hey, how’s Shat doing?” Only they don’t call him Shat, only I call him that… behind his back. So simply put, I’m a Shat expert.
Over the life of this website I’ll tell stories about Shat as part of “The Adventures of Shat” series. Some of these stories will involve me, some won’t, but they’ll all be amazing and entertaining.
For clarification, Shat is not Shat’s real name just as Peavey is not my real name. We’ve changed our names to protect our identities. If Shat or my family were to ever learn the truth about us we’d be pariahs, we’d be cast away from our family in shame, and we’d probably be arrested where some sort of statute of limitations didn’t apply!
So everybody (all 3 of our readers) please give a warm welcome to the newest character in the Jackass Soapbox world, SHAT! If you look to the right you’ll see a new category has been dedicated just to his adventures.
April 15th, 2008 at 3:01 pm
You do not release names, but you have pictures on this website of your friend. Are you a dumbshit or what?
April 15th, 2008 at 3:42 pm
A zorro mask was added to protect the identity of Shat.
Fear not Shat, now not even the non-existent face recognition technologies of the internet can reveal your true identity!