What the hell is this?! Did a wooly mammoth just take a piss in our men’s room, did a Sasquatch just relieve himself in the office urinal or did some dude just have chemo therapy performed on his slong? Cause only someone/something excessively hairy or a man suffering from excessive hair loss down there could be responsible for this.
Something can’t be right with this person. How the hell do you shed that many pubes when taking a piss? Obviously someone broke the 4 jiggles rule for shaking urine off your penis after relieving yourself. Somebody was having a little too much fun with their ding-a-ling if you catch my drift.
What’s even sicker is that they didn’t flush. The dude responsible for this puddle must be living off Mountain Dew to produce piss this foul and disgusting. Of course this could have been a group effort meaning this puddle and pube collection is from a series of disgusting lazy ass punks too sorry and pathetic to use the damned FLUSH HANDLE! If that’s the case I officially lose all hope in mankind.
Either way it’s disgusting, which is why I had to take a picture of it.
