Archive for April, 2008

Email Extraordinaire # 4: Wilhelm Busch III

Monday, April 28th, 2008

The Adventures of Shat: The Peeping Toms, part II

Thursday, April 24th, 2008

The Peeping Toms, Part II: I’d Hit It! For years we had been checking out the angry husband’s wife, a beautiful, busty and almost too friendly, blonde bombshell. In reality she might be considered as only being a bit above average, but to a sexually budding fifteen year old she was a goddess, a milf [...]

Fo Shizzle My Nizzle in German!

Wednesday, April 23rd, 2008

We all know Snoop Dogg is articulate, well read and filled to the brim with wisdom and insight. We can now add multi-lingual to that list! How do you say Fo shizzle my nizzle in German? “für sicheres mein nigga”

Fo Shizzle My Nizzle

Tuesday, April 22nd, 2008

Fo shizzle my nizzle. Wow, it’s like a new urban version of supercalifragilisticexpialidocious. Fun words made up by the beloved American pop-culture icon, Snoop Dogg. Everybody loves saying fo shizzle my nizzle. Kids, adults, the elderly and the rich and poor alike all enjoy saying these now very famous words. Try saying it, it’s quite [...]

Study Claims Masturbation Prevents Cancer, Spawns Birth of ORGEE

Friday, April 18th, 2008

An Australian research group has found hard evidence (pun intended) that men who masturbate five or more times a week may reduce their chances of developing prostate cancer. The positive effect of self induced ejaculation helps reduce cancer-causing chemical buildup and appears to be most beneficial to males is their 20s. Fortunately the benefits can [...]

The Adventures of Shat: The Peeping Toms, part I

Tuesday, April 15th, 2008

The Peeping Toms, Part I: Getting Caught My heart pounded intensely in my chest almost as if it were trying to escape up my throat and through my mouth. I choked, gasping for air while my lungs were struggling to keep up with my legs, both pumping harder than they had ever done so before. [...]

Sasquatch Pubes

Monday, April 14th, 2008

What the hell is this?! Did a wooly mammoth just take a piss in our men’s room, did a Sasquatch just relieve himself in the office urinal or did some dude just have chemo therapy performed on his slong? Cause only someone/something excessively hairy or a man suffering from excessive hair loss down there could [...]

The Adventures of Shat: An Introduction

Monday, April 14th, 2008

This is Shat, a lifelong friend of mine. We grew up together. Over the years Shat and I have had countless adventures, some good and some bad. We’ve been the best of friends and worst of friends; we’ve stabbed each other in the back but also shared some of life’s most precious moments together. Shat [...]

I Have Big Blue Balls

Wednesday, April 9th, 2008

There are few things in life that make me feel as pathetic as I do after being tricked and lured in for an evening of snuggling followed by no sex by my wife. Here’s how it always goes down. Your lady says she wants to you come to bed early or she snuggles up to [...]

Schools are Overcrowded Anyway

Tuesday, April 8th, 2008

Especially in the nation’s most populous state, California.  Apparently in Seaside, school administrators thought that elementary school children needed a quick lesson from the school of hard knocks or that they should just die rather than someone not going through all the bullshit red tape to go home when that someone feels too awful to [...]