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Fo Shizzle My Nizzle in German!
We all know Snoop Dogg is articulate, well read and filled to the brim with wisdom and insight. We can now add multi-lingual to that list! How do you say Fo shizzle my nizzle in German? “für sicheres mein nigga”
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Fo Shizzle My Nizzle
Fo shizzle my nizzle. Wow, it’s like a new urban version of supercalifragilisticexpialidocious. Fun words made up by the beloved American pop-culture icon, Snoop Dogg. Everybody loves saying fo shizzle my nizzle. Kids, adults, the elderly and the rich and poor alike all enjoy saying these now very famous words. Try saying it, it’s quite [...]
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Study Claims Masturbation Prevents Cancer, Spawns Birth of ORGEE
An Australian research group has found hard evidence (pun intended) that men who masturbate five or more times a week may reduce their chances of developing prostate cancer. The positive effect of self induced ejaculation helps reduce cancer-causing chemical buildup and appears to be most beneficial to males is their 20s. Fortunately the benefits can [...]
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Sasquatch Pubes
What the hell is this?! Did a wooly mammoth just take a piss in our men’s room, did a Sasquatch just relieve himself in the office urinal or did some dude just have chemo therapy performed on his slong? Cause only someone/something excessively hairy or a man suffering from excessive hair loss down there could [...]
I Have Big Blue Balls
There are few things in life that make me feel as pathetic as I do after being tricked and lured in for an evening of snuggling followed by no sex by my wife. Here’s how it always goes down. Your lady says she wants to you come to bed early or she snuggles up to [...]
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Schools are Overcrowded Anyway
Especially in the nation’s most populous state, California. Apparently in Seaside, school administrators thought that elementary school children needed a quick lesson from the school of hard knocks or that they should just die rather than someone not going through all the bullshit red tape to go home when that someone feels too awful to [...]
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Thanks for the Snot Nachos MOM!
Few jobs suck harder than that of a server’s. Sure, you could be toiling away endlessly in a sweat shop or factory for pennies a day or maybe you were born into the underground sex slave industry which pays nothing and add to that, you contracted genital warts from a fat slob who didn’t dig wearing a [...]
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Do Not Piss Off the Third Graders
The secret war between the teachers and youth of America is heating up! This time a group of nine third graders plotted an attack against their teacher. The official report didn’t specifically state this, but I’m assuming these kids were mentally retarded or disabled someway or other. The teacher was after all a veteran special [...]
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