Archive for March, 2008

Red Headed Slut

Monday, March 17th, 2008

Last Friday night had the potential to be an awesome evening! Jim Florentine, a comic genius was coming to The Funny Farm, a local comedy club. I invited a close buddy and his wife to come along and my wife asked a friend of hers and her boyfriend to come as well. All day I [...]

Larry’s Take on Peavey’s Self Improvement

Wednesday, March 12th, 2008

 Let’s start by saying that nobody will ever be impressed by Peavey’s backyard. It’s about 5 feet from his back door to his property line, then there’s a fence with dogs that used to belong to Michael Vick just waiting for the chance to rip you limb from limb. Seriously, if you aim right, you [...]

Self Improvement: Take 1

Wednesday, March 12th, 2008

Today I’m sitting in my office taking a magazine break, flipping through one of those gay filler magazines they package in with the cool magazine you actually pay to read and I come to this article with a picture of this almost too perfect looking douche bag with a big grin on his face. Maybe [...]

Robert Downey Jr. Goes Black

Wednesday, March 12th, 2008

I was flipping through entertainment weekly recently and saw an article featuring an upcoming comedy co-starring Robert Downey Jr. as a black man.  My first thought was, this is a freaking awesome idea.  Seriously, could he look any blacker if he wanted? It really took me a few moments before figuring out it was him. [...]

The Future of Light Bulbs is… Salmon Sperm

Tuesday, March 11th, 2008

It’s pretty well accepted that LEDs are the future of light bulbs.  We find them in all sorts of appliances now and as the technology advances we will eventually see them in our light fixtures at home, our TVs and maybe a few other places too.  They’re ultra efficient producing almost no heat, super durable [...]

Dumbest Survey Ever!

Monday, March 10th, 2008

A recent survey on WSBTV.com asks: “Should children under 2 years old be allowed to watch TV?”  This tops the list as being one of the dumbest surveys of all time.  Not because of the question (though it is inexcusably lame) as much as the fact that 15% or the responders said that kids under 2 [...]

Freedom Fighters

Friday, March 7th, 2008

This video of a US soldier in Iraq throwing a puppy over a cliff is pretty unsettling. If you find yourself making excuses for this behavior or you view this as anti-war propaganda, maybe you should be taking a closer look at yourself.

Larry’s frame of mind.

Thursday, March 6th, 2008

What’s important to you? Does your opinion on an issue matter? What should matter to everyone? If your opinion on a particular issue doesn’t really matter, why do you care? I sincerely believe that one ought to reflect and make a great effort to answer all of these questions before they make the crucial mistake [...]

The United Kingdom becomes the Nerf Kingdom

Thursday, March 6th, 2008

What is wrong with Great Britain? I just read that they’re toying with the idea of coating telephone poles in padding so that people walking around looking at their mobile devises don’t get hurt when they run into them! They’re definitely taking the catch phrase “Nanny State” to an entirely new level. Every day the [...]

South Beach Turkey Tacos Suck!

Wednesday, March 5th, 2008

Last week I came across a $1 off coupon on a South Beach diet meal.  Being the penny pincher I am, I used the coupon and figured I’d have a cheap, almost decent lunch for a measly couple bucks.  I was actually a little excited to eat this.  After all, on the box it looks [...]