Those Tardy Will Be Hammered, Milled and Stamped Out!
This is a warning to all you pathetic, candy ass school children out there! Teachers everywhere are fed up with how utterly inadequate you all are. You are supposed to be the future of this country and quite frankly, we’re all scared to death of what is to come.
Another teacher has taken action against the current generation of complete pansies we’re raising! Last week it was the teacher in Orlando who encouraged a kid to urinate in her lunch box instead of granting a hall pass. She was soft and ultimately lost that battle, but this time fate would prove to be a bit kinder to the teachers in the secret war declared on the pathetic youth of today.
In Delta, Colorado a teacher allowed a tardy student’s fellow classmates to beat him down after being late to class. All this occurred after he failed to complete the task of doing an alloted number of push ups and and sit ups in a given amount of time! Nice touch, battling the war on obesity and the pathetic youth of today in one clean blow.
Most parents are likely appalled, which points to the exact reason why all the kids of America today are turning into real life STAY PUFF MARSHMALLOW MEN! I argue that this was an ingenious move. Turn the troublemaker’s peers against him and teach him a real lesson.
After all is said and done the 22 year old teacher is facing charges of child abuse. This just proves rookies like this who are practically still children themselves should spend many years of training in the art of whoop ass before participating in the war on the pathetic youth of today.
With a little wit and ingenuity the teacher could have organized a gang rape for the troublemaker student in the gymnasium bathroom between 2nd and 3rd period and he would have done so in a fashion that ensured no one would ever possibly trace it back to him.
Read more about it HERE!