Hippies Fear WiFi Fries the Brain
It’s common knowledge amongst Americans that the majority of the white population of the West Coast consists of tree hugging hippies. These hippies enjoy embracing and living in infinite fear. For these folks, some sort of impending doom always looms on the horizon one way or the other.Now the hippies are scared of WiFi. The fear mongering tree huggers out in Sebastopol, California convinced their town to cancel plans to let an ISP offer FREE WiFi to their downtown area! That’s right, free open WiFi to the residence. I wish my town would offer that!
There is currently no evidence that WiFi causes harm to anyone and lets forget the fact that a years worth of WiFi radiation if equal to just 20 minutes on a mobile phone. Also consider all the other things we use regularly in our daily lives that spew tons of radiation. Microwave ovens, CRT TVs and monitors, the sun!
I wonder if the tree huggers realize that virtually every posh coffee shop and Starbucks they visit is spewing this harmful WiFi. What about all the hippies writing their novels out in public on their new Macbook Air laptops surfing the net wirelessly? What about all the kids playing their new console game systems online wirelessly in their homes!
If genetically modified crops, deforestation, mad cow disease and bird flu, carbon emissions and all those nitrates they pump in hot dogs don’t end up killing you, the WiFi definitely will!
Consider this, I spent 5 years at a university draped in WiFi, my place of work is draped in WiFi, my home has been draped in WiFi for 3 years now and don’t forget the mass amounts of public places and personal homes you pass by that have WiFi beaming out in every direction.
If WiFi is harmful, I would assume that by now I would be growing some extra limbs (or at least a brain tumor) after being constantly exposed to it for over half a decade now.
Go eat your organic alfalfa sprouts and don’t forget the tinfoil hats hippies!
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