Kudos to MSNBC for shedding light on the new American phenomenon that is the ho-fessional. I do believe this is the next great feminist movement in our society. A movement characterized by women not afraid to use her greatest asset, her fire crotch! A generation not afraid to endure STDs, rug burn on their knees or the occasional anal sex or bondage experience (for the right price of course).
The generation of yesteryear said the woman belongs in the home, barefoot and pregnant! I say she belongs in the brothels and bordellos. There’s no need for dignity, morality or self respect, you’re a ho-fessional!
Damn it, I am just plain proud to be an American right now. I am so proud of our ho-fessionals, I just added ho-fessional to my word processor dictionary so it’s not recognized as being a misspelled word anymore! Webster’s, you better get your act together. I say we start a petition to have ho-fessional be added to the long list of other great American words found in the dictionary such as Bling-Bling and Crunk!
Ho-fessional, the euphemism of choice for whores everywhere!
