Rev. Wright is White!

rev wright and obamaI want to briefly step up on the jackass soapbox and comment on the current controversy surrounding Barack Obabma’s association with the Reverend Jeremiah Wright.

Prior to the mass media attention given to the scandal, I had never really heard of the Reverend. So I figured I’d hit the net, do a little research and make up my mind for myself on the matter.

The first time I saw a picture of him I was astonished to see that the man accused of preaching black separatism was in fact very light skinned! Whoa Jeremiah, you almost look half honkey to me! In fact, even you can’t deny that you’re more than just a little white.

Well regardless of his blackness (or whiteness) I’d just like to say congratulations Reverend Wright, you’re organization has officially joined the ranks of the KKK and other white supremacy groups! Turns out they like segregation too! Separate but equal right?

What a bunch of morons you all are. Let’s just tear everything the civil rights movement accomplished to the ground!

And I simply adore the idea of Reverend Wright’s Black Liberation Theology. You’ve officially joined the ranks of every other hate group out there that’s used religion to justify your BS point of view. Hoorah!

I understand that minorities are being oppressed in this county one way or the other but guess what, they are everywhere else too! At least here we hate you for either being too rich, too tanned or in your case, too white. In other countries they kill you for being part of a particular tribe or caste.

Bottom line, I can see where people like Jeremiah are coming from. Sometimes its hard being a minority, sometimes you’re treated differently or taken advantage of. That’s no reason to be racist right back. And for God’s sake, quit hating on the rich black folk. That’s pathetic class envy. In fact, I’m gonna go out on a limb here and bet that you raked in more than enough cash to not qualify for welfare last year. 

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