The United Kingdom becomes the Nerf Kingdom

What is wrong with Great Britain? I just read that they’re toying with the idea of coating telephone poles in padding so that people walking around looking at their mobile devises don’t get hurt when they run into them!

They’re definitely taking the catch phrase “Nanny State” to an entirely new level.

Every day the UK looks a little sadder to me. My God, they have cameras with loud speakersthat yell at you if you’re caught doing something ‘unfavorable’. Oh, and don’t forget those hovering surveillance drones!

What kind of world are we living in when a man can’t even take his wife, girl friend or a prostitute into an alleyway and have his way with her without getting caught? If I were in the UK, I’d probably receive an indecency fine in the mail along with an infrared video of my wife and me getting it on doggy style behind a dumpster somewhere!

And whatever you do, don’t forget your Kevlar-lined clothing.Sure, guns, most pocket knives (and any other weapons I assume) are virtually illegal in the county, so you’d hope that if it’s illegal to have weapons you’d have no fear of getting attacked with one. Think again punks!

I propose they just coat the entire damn city of London in Nerf and make everybody walk around with those huge Incredible Hulk foam hands I’ve been seeing around so often. That’ll solve all their problems.

Read more about it HERE!

*For clarification, no I am not a right wing nut job or a supporter of any kind of gun lobby. I’m just not a dumb ass.

-update: Turns out it was a bit of a hoax.  check it out HERE! I still don’t take back what I said about the nerf kingdom.