Hot Mayor Gets Booted for…Being Hot?

oregon mayor Here in the South East US, Oregon has a bad rap. They’ve legalized marijuana and euthanasia, they support higher payroll taxes and in general I get the impression most native southerners see them as being sissified, Godless, tree hugger socialists.

Personally, I like their progressive moves on legalizing marijuana and euthanasia even if federal law supersedes their efforts. The war on drugs is a sham and I don’t think the government has any right to tell me I can’t off myself anytime I like (even if I need a helping hand) anyway!

Most of their extreme left leanings don’t really suit me, but what really kills the state’s image for me is how ass backwards these people appear to be in a few cases! They outlawed self serve gas stations and I even heard popular school yard games like tag and dodge ball were outlawed, though I can’t find a good online source to confirm that. I hope that’s an inclination it’s just a myth.

But now Oregon has gone too far! One Oregon town got the chance to have a smoking hot mayor and the idiots booted her out for taking some skimpy pictures back in the day before she was mayor! I’d love to have a mayor like that around here! In fact, I wish I could eat scrambled eggs off her stomach for breakfast, what a manly way to start the day. mayorshirley

The worse thing about it was, its not even porn they’re upset about and she was posing in front of a fire truck! By God, if you ever needed to get a community motivated to approve a SPLOST for your fire department, this is the way to do it. kool aid sonny

I’d kill to have some attractive politicians in our state! Our mayor looks like a she-male and our governor reminds me of a non Kool-Aid version of mister Kool-Aid!

On the bright side, the town was only 500 strong and they also disagreed with her on an issue about water usage and a golf course. So maybe the hotness was just an excuse to fire her for not agreeing with her political stance on golf! Atleast the amount of morons involved here was limited. Oregon still sucks.

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