Lets get born again, ladies!

I just read a great story about a woman who has decided to reclaim her virginity.  She’s a born again virgin!  Turns out, through the power of prayer and an optional surgery to reinstate your “flower” any woman can now undo all those wonderful years of promiscuity! 

I can’t wait to go home and demand my wife reclaim her virginity!  Hell, I may reclaim mine too!

I’m really curious about what these people’s plan is though.  Simply erase all those blowjobs and drunken bangs they had with their past boyfriends? Forget that first time they tried anal and it hurt like hell?  Reinstate the cherry and let some other lucky dude have a poke at it again later? 

 You can pray for a lot of things like forgiveness or self redemption, but the idea that you can simply undo your past through prayers, confessions, surgeries and self denial makes me have to call BS on this idea!

Doing it with a virgin is overratted anyway. I once screwed a virgin and she was stiff as a piece of plywood.  Give me a good loose whore any day of the week. Treat me good baby!

Read about it HERE!

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